i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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