I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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