East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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