We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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