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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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