ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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