so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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