Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I understand Curling. That high.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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