What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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