All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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