Dual....:-)
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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