what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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