So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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