whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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