my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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