I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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