Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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