have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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