this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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