PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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