its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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