ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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