does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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