I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
that's an acceptable place to lick
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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