She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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