you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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