He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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