There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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