why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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