Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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