I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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