My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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