I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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