best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
