Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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