I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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