very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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