Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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