Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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