Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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