i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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