in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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