New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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