Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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