Three words: puerto rican gang bang
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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