I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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