Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
