WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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