I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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