Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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