Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kiss
Puke
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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