you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
