Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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