You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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